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 ## Does this work on SteamOS Beta versions?
 Probably. It isn't tested on Beta because NGnius only has one Steam Deck, but the differences are usually too minor to cause major issues with PowerTools. Using PowerTools on SteamOS Beta isn't officially supported, which means bugs probably won't get fixed.
 
+## Why do people keep dropping the first zero off of the version number?
+Maybe they think 1/2 is equal to 5...
+
+## Why am I stuck in an unhappy marriage?
+Because your failure to communicate and/or get a divorce have left you trapped in a prison of your own creation.
+
 ## This is really great, how can I support you?
 I already make enough money, thanks. If you really want, donate to some FOSS foundation and/or support a project that's mission critical.